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Shopping ListAt the supermarket, the shopping list is limited but, of course, will not be honored. Shopping List At the supermarket, the shopping list is limited but, of course, will not be honored.
As always, his wife stressed out for having spent half the day chasing their children around the house to tidy up all that the two pests were flying in the air, grumbling all the time for ...
... when her husband came home, the first thing I thought was a sight to take them off before they can combine more trouble.Thinking, thinking to every solution likely or unlikely, in the end she told her husband:- Honey, bring the pest ... um ... our beloved flowers ... um ... children, to park? ...- No - replied the man - I had a really stressful day - added jumping on the bed, but, just as his mouth opens for snoring, his wife replies:- Too bad, I wanted to make sweet love to you, but lack the ingredients ...At these words, the man opens his eyes, jumped on the bed, as children at an incredible speed and, like a rocket, arriving at the supermarket.The woman, free, finally lies on the couch and turns on the TV.Meanwhile her husband carefully reads the shopping list:- Tomatoes- Carrots- Zucchini- Beans- Broccoli- Salad- OnionsStrange list ... thinks ... the two children grab the list, throw in the air, throw on the ground and trampling.- Is it possible that the mom wants to eat some junk food? ... - Said one of the children.- Why not give us the genuine caramel candy caramel and chewing gums blue for dinner? ... - Ask another.- And ... because there never be lollipops pum-pum that make you go crazy with joy for breakfast? ... - He emphasized the first.- Why is already bursting with joy too! ... - Respond father.The two boys' eyes are sweet, but the father persists because it knows that behind those eyes you hide two nasty little devils.  The problem became serious when the two children twist the scarf at the throat of its parent pulling with all his might, until the face of the poor father did not become purple, black and even some tears came out of two eyes in despair.At that point the man surrendered:- OK ... a. .. a. .. go ...The little pests father left the half alive and half dead there, and ran to the sweet department.The eyes of two little devils dilate at the sight of chocolates, candies, gummy bears, candy of all colors, puddings and cakes that beggar belief, cookies, lollipops pum-pum, caramelized caramel candy, ice cream, smarties, nutella, chewing of every color and shape ..The two boys instinctively took a cart and began to empty the sweets department from top to bottom.He spent a salesman, saw the scene and ... put his radio to his mouth proclaiming:- Department cakes ... Department cakes ... um ... empty! ... I repeat ... Department sweets, empty! ...The father, who was left lying on the floor, thanked himself for not being passed out ... But he can not think clearly ... continues to repeat:- No, no, never Supermarket! ...- No, no, never Supermarket! ...- No, no, never Supermarket! ...The children came back, put their father on to the truck and head to the checkout.The clerk at the counter watching them, then looks at the basket worried- Good evening ... - He says.- Hello! ... - Respond from under the truck the two devils.- Get along with all the money in the bag for dad. - Announcing one of them.- Thank you ... Goodbye. - Say hello to the cashier after taking the money.- Thank you! ... - They respond in unison the two children.They flew away home, directly with the truck.The poor man, lying on the sweets, he kept muttering:- No, no, never Supermarket! ...- No, no, never Supermarket! ...- No, no, never Supermarket! ...When we got home, they found the mother inside the bathtub with two slices of zucchini over the eyes and the white cream on her face.- Honey, did you buy vegetables? ... - Churches.- No, no, never Supermarket! ...- No, no, never Supermarket! ...- No, no, never Supermarket! ...The father finally woke up and the mother came out wearing a bath robe.Seeing the bewildered husband began to stroke:- Honey, dear ... - Said.- Yes? ... - The man was still confused.- I had written broccoli, carrots and onions! ... Not that! - And his finger is positioned on amontagna of crap who was at the center of the room.  That night they all ate caramel candy with caramel, chocolate, smarties, gummy bears, candy, and puddings.The next morning the dentist next door earned more than usual.
Written by Gatto999December 2010 I'm sorry for the dyslexic translation ...
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